Pisslefarts Advice For Confused Cats

I am a big black and white tom cat named pisslefart. I will give you advice on cats or whatever is on your mind. For I know all and see all. (Just ask Miss Cleo!!!) Not only will I dispense advice, I will give my opinion or whatever else comes into my head and sometimes that's alot (or nothing at all) comes into my head. Hope everyone leaves better than when they arrived. If u don't, that's not my fault. For I am Pisslefart and I am never at fault. tee hee.